锁为什么打不开
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| dice: 1d100 | 锁为什么打不开 |
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| 1 | 掏出一颗纽扣、一块发霉奶酪后：你怀疑是囤积鼠毁坏了锁具 After Fishing out a Button, Bit of Moldy Cheese: You suspect Packrats ruined it |
| 2 | 之前来的业余人士把事情搞砸了：锉坏了锁芯 Amateur that came Before really gummed things up: Filed down Mechanism |
| 3 | 开始怀疑上面刻的“趣味挑战”并非只是装饰 Beginning to think that Playful Challenge Engraved on it wasn’t just for Show |
| 4 | 他们肯定自以为聪明，用锯末和刨花填满了这把锁 Bet they thought they were Clever filling this with Sawdust and Shavings |
| 5 | 唠叨的魔法嘴随着你摆弄锁具而逐渐变大声 Blabbering Magic Mouth gets Progressively Louder the more you Fiddle |
| 6 | 另一名窃贼廉价撬锁工具的断头在锁内咔嗒作响 Broken Ends of another Burglar’s Cheaper Picks rattle around inside |
| 7 | 内置“计时器”似乎以超自然速度重置了机关 Built-in “Timer” seems to Reset the thing Preternaturally Fast |
| 8 | 浓郁的苜蓿气味：老师称这是巫师锁定的确凿迹象 Cloyingly Smells of Clover: Surefire Sign it’s Wizard Locked according to Teacher |
| 9 | 湿气和煤灰的结合导致机关卡死 Combination of the Humidity and Soot has Arrested the Mechanism |
| 10 | 完全卡死：锁芯比破伤风还要紧 Completely Seized: Tumblers are tighter than Tetanus |
| 11 | 腐蚀与蚀刻痕迹显示，前人在使用酸液尝试无果后放弃 Corrosion and Etching reveals someone before you Resorted To Acids to no Avail |
| 12 | 或许能用猫须粗细的秘银撬锁工具破解 Could Maybe be Defeated with Mithril Picks the thickness of Cat’s Whisker |
| 13 | 锁孔里干涸的灰色软泥残渣预示着这把锁不会顺利开启 Crusty bits of Dried Grey Ooze didn’t bode well for this Lock |
| 14 | 锤子留下的凹痕表明，在你之前有人曾因此锁感到极度挫败。 Dents from a Hammer show that it definitely Frustrated someone Before You |
| 15 | 当狼形锁具朝你咆哮撕咬时，决心开始动摇 Determination wavers when the Wolf Shaped Lock Snarls and Gnashes at You |
| 16 | 细致入微的调查揭示，只有一种特殊的侏儒撬锁工具才能破解它 Diligent and Delicate Investigation reveals only a Special Gnomish Pick Defeats It |
| 17 | 每次戳弄后，令人不安的咯咯笑声逐渐变大 Disconcerting Giggles grow Louder with each successive Prod and Poke |
| 18 | 没有勇气继续下去：就像清理食人魔的肚脐一样恶心 Don’t have the Stomach to continue: Like Cleaning an Ogre’s Bellybutton |
| 19 | 恐惧笼罩着你：教你的人常对它恶言相向 Dread fills you with this Model: One who Taught You often spoke Ill of It |
| 20 | 锁具诡异地像一只耳朵，每次你戳动它……令人不安的是，你能在自己的耳朵里感受到那种触感。 Eerily resembles an Ear, each time you Prod…Unsettlingly, you can feel it in yours |
| 21 | 每次插入撬锁工具时，另一根工具会朝你弹回 Every time you Insert a Pick, another pokes back out Toward you |
| 22 | 曾受过度加热导致铜制机关熔化 Excessive Heat applied to it at some point has Melted Copper Workings |
| 23 | 拔出别人塞进去的匕首对锁的正常运作可不是个好兆头 Extracting the Stiletto someone shoved in there didn’t Bode Well for it Working |
| 24 | 用撬锁工具寻找着力点似乎不可能：湿气渗透过多 Finding Purchase with Picks seems impossible: Too much Moisture Infiltration |
| 25 | 第四次撬锁后：最好别再冒险，这把锁装有“剪线器” Following the fourth Pick: Best not risk more, this one has “Snippers” Installed |
| 26 | 事后拍额头：那种型号有时会有假钥匙孔 Forehead Slapping Moment Later: That Model sometimes has a False Keyhole |
| 27 | 前次尝试留下痕迹：鱼骨遍地，伴有酸臭味 Former Attempts left Traces: Fish Bones abound, along with a Sour Smell |
| 28 | 邪恶魔法将锁的内部转化成了虫蛀的木头 Foul Magic has Transmuted the Innards of the Lock to Worm-eaten Wood |
| 29 | 来自通用语的告诫：只有特定阵营者方能开启 From the Admonishments in Common: Only a Certain Alignment can Open It |
| 30 | 玻璃机关？为什么没人告诉你还有玻璃机关？ Glass Mechanisms? Why didn’t anyone tell you about Glass Mechanisms? |
| 31 | 锁具结霜发亮：因寒冷导致机关过于脆弱 Glistening with Rime/Frost: Workings were too Brittle from Cold |
| 32 | 很久以前被一位先来的盗贼顺走的镀金机关 Gold Plated Workings pocketed Long Ago by a Thief that came before you |
| 33 | 可恨的马蝇在关键时刻落在摇摇欲坠的撬锁工具上 Hateful Horsefly lands on a Precariously Placed Pick at precisely the wrong Moment |
| 34 | 被一个极其挑剔的恶灵缠身，它在你工作时不断破坏你的成果 Haunted by a Very Persnickety Poltergeist, undoing your Work as you Go |
| 35 | 听说过这种：古老的精灵设计，需要念出特定咒语才能开启 Heard about these: Old Elfin Design that requires a Certain Phrase to be Uttered |
| 36 | 过度使用：磨损的齿轮齿再也无法咬合 Heavily Used: Timeworn Cog Teeth just won’t catch anymore |
| 37 | 脑海中沙哑的低语：别费劲了，钥匙就在附近 Hoarse Whisper in your Mind: Don’t Bother, Key’s Nearby |
| 38 | 怎么会有人觉得用岩钉钉穿它会有帮助？ How did someone think Nailing a Piton through it would Help? |
| 39 | 幻影蛇击令人警觉，尤其当它预示下一击为真时 Illusory Serpent Strike is Alarming, Especially as it Warns next will be Real |
| 40 | 精巧的微型断头台似乎能迅速切断插入的撬锁工具 Ingenious miniscule Guillotine seems to make quick work of Picks inserted |
| 41 | 它呻吟着，但那机械装置顽固地拒绝移动：卡住了 It Groans and Moans, but that Mechanism stubbornly Refuses to Budge: Seized |
| 42 | 及时察觉：发现某种警报的触发器，即将引发骚动 Just in time: Spot a Trigger for some kind of Alarm that will make a Racket |
| 43 | 钥匙就在眼前，但似乎就是纹丝不动，毫无转动的迹象 Key is Present but it just doesn’t seem to want to Turn or Budge one Bit |
| 44 | 缺少完成工作所需的特定工具：你把那根精灵脚趾放哪儿了？ Lack of the very specific required Tool for the Job: Where’d you place that Elf-toe? |
| 45 | 撬锁工具末端沾满闪亮的黑色沥青：有人在搞破坏 Lockpick ends are caked in shiny Black Pitch: Someone’s up to some Sabotage |
| 46 | 发出非常响亮/刺耳的声音：宁可谨慎也不要后悔 Makes a very Loud/Abrasive Sound: Better Safe than Sorry |
| 47 | 师父警告过你：“总有属于你的一把锁。”猜猜这里刻着什么？ Master Warned you: “Always one with your name on it” Guess what’s carved here? |
| 48 | 必须被施法迷惑，可能需要那些昂贵的寒铁撬锁工具 Must be Bewitched, probably needs those Expensive Cold Iron Lockpicks |
| 49 | 前所未见：螺旋状锁孔，自行旋转闭合 Never seen the like: Corkscrew-ish Aperture, Turning in and On Itself |
| 50 | 纹丝不动：锁应该没问题，问题出在门框上 Not Budging: Pretty sure the Lock isn’t the issue, but something in the Jamb |
| 51 | 纹丝不动：很确定锁没问题，问题出在门框里 Not Budging: Pretty sure the Lock isn’t the issue, but something in the Jamb |
| 52 | 第13号食尸鬼手指正合适：你的工具组里只有12号和14号 Number 13 Ghoul Finger would be just the Ticket: Your Set has a 12 and a 14 |
| 53 | 明显被另一侧以某种方式阻挡或封锁 Obviously Barred/Blocked from the Other Side in some way |
| 54 | 当第二根手指变绿时，决定见好就收 Once the Second Finger turned Green, Decided to quit while you were ahead |
| 55 | 华丽的浮雕显然隐藏着钥匙孔，但究竟在哪里？ Ornate Embossing obviously conceals a Key Hole somehow, but where? |
| 56 | 过度复杂且精细的弹簧装置失去了所有张力 Overwrought and Complex Spring Workings have lost all their Tension |
| 57 | 机关中存在的磁石似乎不断干扰开锁过程 Presence of Lodestone in the Works seems to keep interfering with the process |
| 58 | 前一位开锁者似乎使用了铜制发夹，结果发夹断裂 Prior Picker appears to have Resorted to a Copper Hair Pin, which Broke |
| 59 | 锉痕扩大了钥匙孔，但在过程中损坏了某些部件 Rasp Marks have widened the Keyhole, but Damaged something in the Process |
| 60 | 就在你以为搞定之际，背后一阵轻撞让撬锁工具卡住了 Right when you think you’ve Licked it, a brief Bump from Behind Jams the Pick |
| 61 | 劣质锁：极其粗糙，但当你试图开锁时它会碎裂 Rubbish Lock: Incredibly Crude, but Crumbles as you try to Defeat It |
| 62 | 看似异常简单：结果发现解锁这个锁的同时锁上了另一个 Seemed Surprisingly Simple: Come to find Unlocking this one Locks Another |
| 63 | 骷髅主题，戳眼睛、鼻子或牙齿缝隙似乎都徒劳无功 Skull Themed, Poking Eyes/Nose/Gaps in Teeth all seem fruitless |
| 64 | 某种强烈香味的树液？非常粘稠，差点毁了你的撬锁工具 Some kind of Strongly Scented Sap? Very sticky, barely saved your Pick |
| 65 | 有人在维护时粗心地使用了某种胶水而非润滑油 Someone has carelessly used a kind of Glue instead of Oil during Maintenance |
| 66 | 透过钥匙孔惊见另一只眼睛，正眯着眼回望你 Startling seeing another Eye, Squinting back at yours through the Keyhole |
| 67 | 钢板似乎被牢牢焊接，封死了所有撬锁工具的进入途径 Steel Plate seems to be Welded Firmly to cover any means of Ingress with Picks |
| 68 | 奇怪的蓝色藤壶挤满了钥匙孔，有些显然在里面安了家 Strange Blue Barnacles crowding the Keyhole, some apparently Set up Shop Inside |
| 69 | 强韧却细小的触须缠绕住你的撬锁工具：锁壳软体动物！ Strong but Tiny Tentacle Curling around your Pick: Lock Mollusks! |
| 70 | 另一侧突然的喷嚏导致手略微滑脱 Sudden Sneeze from the other side cases hand to Slip Slightly |
| 71 | 这锁早就不这么造了：幸好如此，以易卡住著称 Sure Don’t Make ‘em Like This Anymore: Good Thing Too, Known for Jamming |
| 72 | 撬锁尖端呈现青绿色，显示铜绿已侵蚀铜质 Teal Green Tinge on the Tips of your Pick reveals Verdigris has eaten Copper |
| 73 | 用经不起时间考验的细绳施力，完全卡住 Tensioned with Twine that Time hasn’t been too Kind To, Completely Stuck |
| 74 | 锈蚀怪的试探性品尝已将其变为废品 Tentative tastings from a Rust Monster have rendered it Rubbish |
| 75 | 头一回见：锁居然会流血，不过那呜咽声更让人难受 That’s a First: Never seen a Lock Bleed before, the Whimpering was Worse though |
| 76 | 调整这些锁芯所需的极致体操技巧，非杂技演员莫属 The Sheer Gymnastics required to adjust those Tumblers requires an Acrobat |
| 77 | 看到空耳探者卵鞘后，明智地决定不再靠近 Think Better of Getting Too Close after seeing empty Earseeker Oothecae |
| 78 | 那些矮人真会做锁：怎么也找不到足够的杠杆力 Those Dwarfs sure know how to make a Lock: Can’t get enough Leverage |
| 79 | 以为“嘴巴”装饰只是摆设：结果牙齿狠狠咬下 Thought the “Mouth” Decoration was just for show: But Teeth clamped down Hard |
| 80 | 小蜗牛已在锁内安家，扰乱了锁芯的运作 Tiny Snails have taken up Residence within, flustering the Tumblers |
| 81 | 过多的锁芯组合：仿佛是为章鱼设计的开锁挑战 Too many Tumbler Combinations: Like it was designed to be picked by a Squid |
| 82 | 多次强行使用错误钥匙后，其齿尖断在了锁内 Toothy Tip of an Incorrect Key that was forced one time too many dwells inside |
| 83 | 棘手的锁芯：由那些取代猫之人的牙齿制成 Tricky Tumblers: Made from the Teeth of those Displacing Cats |
| 84 | 尽管尽力尝试，却无法从另一侧挑开锁链的封口 Try as you Might, can’t Pick the Latch Chain Sealing from the Other Side |
| 85 | 扭曲变形，锁芯就是无法松开 Twisted and Bent, the Shank just won’t Unseat |
| 86 | 唉，又是精灵锁，而你刚好用完了安抚它所需的草莓酱 Ugh, another Faerie Lock, and you’re fresh out of Strawberry Jam to appease it |
| 87 | 无法破解，主要因为它是一块实心金属，仅用于展示 Undefeatable, mainly because it’s a Solid Hunk of Metal and just for Show |
| 88 | 解锁第一个锁孔后露出第二个，接着又出现第三个：现在已经是第七个了…… Unlocking the 1st Reveals a 2nd Keyhole, then that one a 3rd: On the 7th now… |
| 89 | 不确定发生了什么：但不知怎的，某物肯定把那东西石化 Unsure how it happened: But somehow Something must’ve Petrified the thing |
| 90 | 不寻常的，三叶草形钥匙孔在被触动时不规则旋转 Unusual, Clover-Shaped Keyhole Rotates Erratically when Disturbed |
| 91 | 使用了完全干涸的古怪液压机制 Utilizes an Eccentric Hydraulic Mechanism that’s Positively Bone Dry |
| 92 | 核桃般的装饰向知情者表明：此锁以心灵异能开启 Walnut like Decorations signify to those in the Know: Lock is opened Psionically |
| 93 | 为防止像你这样的可疑人物，门上施加了“门户禁制”法术 Warded with a Hold Portal in the event of Shady Types such as yourself |
| 94 | 原来不是锁的问题，而是那些铰链似乎完全熔合了 Wasn’t the Lock after all, but those Hinges feel positively Fused |
| 95 | 墙上的水位线显示，显然洪水已将其毁坏 Waterline well-up the Wall shows that some Flooding obviously Ruined It |
| 96 | 哪个白痴把硬币塞进去还把它弄弯了？ What idiot crammed a Coin in here and then managed to Bend it? |
| 97 | 为何锁眼里塞满了看似老鼠毛发的东西？ Why is the Keyhole Stuffed Full of what appears to be Mouse Hair? |
| 98 | 狡猾的史密斯打造了这把锁！老实说，拆解研究它定会大有收获 Wily Smith Made this one! Would be great to extract and Study honestly |
| 99 | 需要耗费数小时精心挑出内部所有的蜡烛蜡 Would take Several Hours to Painstakingly Pick out all the Candlewax inside |
| 100 | 你看见了。所有人都看见了。它发出吸吮声并吞掉了最后两根撬锁工具。 You Saw It. Everyone Saw It. It Slurped and Swallowed the last Two Picks |
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