活动-食人魔
dice: [[活动-食人魔^table]]
| dice: 1d100 | 活动-食人魔 |
|---|---|
| 1 | 绑架一只珍贵的预言猪 Abducting a prized oracular Pig |
| 2 | 被选错柴火产生的烟雾搞得晕头转向 Addled by the fumes of an ill-chosen firewood |
| 3 | 被一条通往并离开他们“秘密”巢穴的食人魔足迹所迷惑 Baffled by an Ogre trail that leads to and from their “secret” lair |
| 4 | 被银币大小的吸血蜱虫困扰 Bedeviled by blood-sucking Ticks the size of silver coins |
| 5 | 在站岗时睡着后，被一个邪恶的魔法使用者审问 Being grilled by a nefarious Magic-User after sleeping on watch |
| 6 | 粗鲁地打嗝，刚喝完一大桶醋 Belching boorishly after downing a large cask of vinegar |
| 7 | 与唯一的同伴争吵：一只破旧不堪、目光呆滞的熊皮 Bickering with only companion: A motheaten, glassy-eyed Bearskin |
| 8 | 与六名强盗打斗，并且占据上风 Brawling with half a dozen Brigands, and winning |
| 9 | 带走一户饥饿家庭的奶牛作为“保护费” Carrying off a starving family’s Cow as payment for “protection” |
| 10 | 感冒了，不停地打喷嚏和流口水 Catching a Cold, sneezing and dribbling constantly |
| 11 | 正在追逐一只他命名为“齐格”的白化巨型老鼠 Chasing after an Albino Giant Rat that he’s named Zig |
| 12 | 正在啃食一颗巨大的生洋葱 Chewing on a massive raw Onion |
| 13 | 将空的双耳罐扔下悬崖，并在它们破碎时鼓掌 Chucking empty Amphorae down a cliff and clapping as they break |
| 14 | 与一群白猿发生冲突 Clashing with a troop of White Apes |
| 15 | 温柔地紧握着一个孩子的玉米丝娃娃 Clutching a child’s corn silk Doll tenderly |
| 16 | 被一位法师微不足道的戏法完全震慑住 Completely awestruck by a Medium’s paltry prestidigitations |
| 17 | 被一群狡猾的闪犬搞得晕头转向 Confused by a pack of wily Blink Dogs |
| 18 | 用他满是疮疤的背部蹭坏风车 Damaging a windmill by scratching his scabby back |
| 19 | 正在用臭泥涂抹一处相当尴尬的皮疹 Daubing stinking mud on a rather embarrassing rash |
| 20 | 白日梦想着成为一名强大的巫师 Daydreaming about becoming a powerful Wizard |
| 21 | 将偷来的羊群赶入洞穴中安全保管 Driving a stolen herd of sheep into their cave for safe keeping |
| 22 | 被装满厚重典籍的麻袋弄得目瞪口呆 Dumbfounded by a sack filled with weighty Tomes |
| 23 | 为兽人部落执行强制任务：他们每周支付十枚闪亮的硬币 Enforcing for a Hobgoblin Tribe: They pay TEN shiny coins a week |
| 24 | 盯着蜂巢，脸红肿不堪 Eyeing a Beehive with a red and swollen face |
| 25 | 与附近的尼安德特人发生争执，通过毒害他们狼般的狗 Feuding with nearby Neanderthals by poisoning their wolf-like dogs |
| 26 | 笨拙地向木制假人投掷标枪 Flinging javelins clumsily at a wooden dummy |
| 27 | 正在驱赶一对企图偷窃他宝藏的狗头人 Flushing out a duo of Kobolds, bent on stealing his treasure |
| 28 | 被一棵会说话的树（隐藏的中型生物使用腹语术）弄得心烦意乱 Flustered by a talking Tree (hidden Medium with Ventriloquism) |
| 29 | 用大骰子赌博：骰子上是粗糙的图案而非数字 Gambling with large dice: crude pictures instead of numbers |
| 30 | 因持续牙痛而啃咬自己的木棒 Gnawing on their club due to a persistent toothache |
| 31 | 正在狼吞虎咽地吃一大块黑鸟派 Gorging on a massive Blackbird pie |
| 32 | 与一条巨大的岩蟒搏斗 Grappling with an enormous Rock Python |
| 33 | 咧嘴笑着，数着他们的金币 Grinning ear-to-ear as they count their coins |
| 34 | 正从羊皮大小的水袋中豪饮偷来的独眼巨人葡萄酒 Guzzling stolen Cyclops wine from a waterskin the size of a Sheep |
| 35 | 将一块巨石扔进池塘以吓唬水泽仙女 Heaving a large boulder into a pond to frighten Nixies |
| 36 | 无法控制地打嗝，愿意做任何事来停止 Hiccupping uncontrollably, would do anything for it to stop |
| 37 | 阻碍半兽人通过，要求支付过路费 Hindering Hobgoblins by refusing passage without a toll |
| 38 | 在跟随鬼火后彻底迷路，茫然不知所措 Hopelessly bewildered and lost after following a Will-o-Wisp |
| 39 | 崇拜他们的领袖：一位食人魔法师 Idolizing their leader: An Ogre Magi |
| 40 | 用圆溜溜的眼睛仔细检查一条镶宝石的项链 Inspecting a jeweled necklace with beady eyes |
| 41 | 危及和平条约：在兽人与地精的冲突中两面讨好 Jeopardizing a peace treaty: playing both sides of Orc/Goblin conflict |
| 42 | 在竞争激烈的部落中争夺地位 Jockeying for rank in a highly competitive tribe |
| 43 | 踢倒一扇坚固的木门 Kicking down a sturdy wooden door |
| 44 | 绑架矮人外交官，被教导赎金运作方式 Kidnapping a Dwarf diplomat, being lectured on how ransom works |
| 45 | 因投掷巨石未击中扭曲兽而懊恼地皱眉 Knitting brows in frustration after a boulder misses a Warp Beast |
| 46 | 贪婪地在池塘边缘舔水 Lapping water greedily at the edge of a pool |
| 47 | 开心大笑，看着地精小丑表演滑稽的摔倒动作 Laughing heartily as a Goblin Jester performs some pratfalls |
| 48 | 带领一伙本地兽人强盗，出奇地具有领袖魅力 Leading a local band of Orc Bandits, surprisingly charismatic |
| 49 | 点燃一堆垃圾，却未注意到旁边的油桶 Lighting a pile of rubbish on fire, failing to see the cask of Oil |
| 50 | 因在巨型蚂蚁挖掘的洞中扭伤脚踝而一瘸一拐 Limping after twisting their ankle in a Giant Ant dug hole |
| 51 | 懒散地躺在发霉的干草床上，拍打叮咬的昆虫 Loafing on a moldering bed of hay, swatting stinging insects |
| 52 | 向一群朝圣者投掷臭气熏天的粪袋 Lobbing sacks of stinking manure at a group of Pilgrims |
| 53 | 大声笨拙地巡逻着该区域 Lumbering loudly, patrolling the area |
| 54 | 正在狼吞虎咽地啃食一只驼鹿的后腿 Messily eating the haunch of a Moose |
| 55 | 正在网捕巨型鲈鱼作为早餐 Netting a Giant Bass for breakfast |
| 56 | 鼻子贴地，嗅探德维希的踪迹 Nose to the ground, sniffing Dervish tracks |
| 57 | 兴致勃勃地挖鼻孔 Nose-picking with gusto |
| 58 | 因偷喝地精烈酒而宿醉未醒 Nursing a doozy of a hangover after stealing some Gnomish spirits |
| 59 | 痴迷地重新打包信赖的麻袋，硬币从破洞中漏出 Obsessively repacking trusty sacks, coins trickling from holes |
| 60 | 因商人提出的低价过路费而感到冒犯 Offended by a lowball offer of coin for safe passage from a Trader |
| 61 | 将一只枭熊赶出相当宽敞的巢穴 Ousting an Owlbear from a decently sized den |
| 62 | 被狡猾的熊地精戏弄：他珍贵的麻袋现在装满了石头 Outwitted by a canny Bugbear: His precious sack is now full of rocks |
| 63 | 被小精灵的箭雨覆盖，正为保命奔逃 Peppered with Pixie Arrows, running for their lives |
| 64 | 骚扰附近村庄，践踏庄稼 Pestering a nearby Village by trampling crops |
| 65 | 正大快朵颐一整头牛，用巨大的烤肉叉烤制 Pigging out on a whole Ox, roasting on a massive spit |
| 66 | 用粗鲁的语言提出一个目光短浅的计划 Pitching a short-sighted plan in their churlish tongue |
| 67 | 用弯曲的短剑撬开一个上锁的箱子 Prying open a locked chest with a bent Short Sword |
| 68 | 追寻关于教堂墓地埋有精灵黄金的传闻 Pursuing a rumor of Elf gold buried in a churchyard |
| 69 | 豪饮从一位精明的狗头人那里购买的“魔法药水” Quaffing “magic potions” purchased from an enterprising Kobold |
| 70 | 与部落成员争吵谁拥有最大的鼻子 Quarrelling with their tribe over who has the biggest nose |
| 71 | 因午睡时袋子丢失而愤怒咆哮 Raging in frustration after their sack went missing during a nap |
| 72 | 在兔皮毯子上重新摆放小饰品和纪念品 Rearranging tchotchkes and keepsakes on a rabbit pelt blanket |
| 73 | 在受到一名侍僧严厉训诫后，正在重建谷仓 Rebuilding a barn, after stern admonishment from an Acolyte |
| 74 | 熬制动物油脂制作恶臭蜡烛 Rendering tallow to make stinking candles |
| 75 | 在池塘水面上嘲笑自己的倒影 Ridiculing their own reflection in the surface of a pool |
| 76 | 冲锋时大声咆哮，吓坏了现在惊恐的豺狼人 Roaring loudly as they charge some now-frightened Gnolls |
| 77 | 抢劫商队，将赃物塞入麻袋 Robbing a Merchant Caravan, shoving ill-gotten goods into sacks |
| 78 | 大口吞食着长满霉菌的面包 Scarfing down armloads of mold-furred loaves of bread |
| 79 | 对一队全副武装的蜥蜴人巡逻队怒目而视 Scowling at a patrol of Lizard Men, armed to the teeth |
| 80 | 从大锅中啜饮，油腻的炖汤顺着下巴滴落 Slurping out of Cauldron, greasy stew dribbling down their chin |
| 81 | 用铁包覆的棍棒猛砸巨型蝎子 Smashing a Giant Scorpion with an iron-clad Club |
| 82 | 从火中抓起掉落的野兔，结果烫伤了自己 Snatching a dropped Hare out of a fire and burning themselves |
| 83 | 用毛茸茸的大鼻孔嗅闻风中的气味 Sniffing a scent on the wind with large, hairy nostrils |
| 84 | 在冒险队伍营地的外围四处窥探 Snooping around the outskirts of an Adventuring Party campsite |
| 85 | 正将一只挣扎的熊地精的生命挤压殆尽 Squeezing the life out of a squirming Bugbear |
| 86 | 偷窃一辆无人看管的驴车，车上装满了芜菁甘蓝 Stealing an unattended Donkey Cart, laden with Rutabagas |
| 87 | 撒下一路铜币，引向一个相当明显的落石陷阱 Strewing a trail of Copper Pieces toward a pretty obvious Deadfall trap |
| 88 | 用幼稚的侮辱戏弄被绑住的老兵 Teasing a tied-up Veteran with childish insults |
| 89 | 照料严重撞伤的脚趾，趾甲发黑即将脱落 Tending to a badly stubbed toe, toenail blackened and about to fall off |
| 90 | 向熟睡的狮蝎投掷一把泥土 Throwing handfuls of dirt at a sleeping Manticore |
| 91 | 尾随在一群拒绝他帮助的雇佣兵后面 Trailing behind a group of Mercenaries after they declined his help |
| 92 | 被矮墙或圆木绊倒 Tripping over a low wall/log |
| 93 | 对一台精工制作的机械音乐盒发泄其原始狂怒 Unleashing his primitive fury on a finely crafted mechanical music box |
| 94 | 为一些感激的农夫卸下卡住的马车 Unloading a stuck Wagon for some grateful Farmers |
| 95 | 用巨大的股骨升级棍棒 Upgrading Clubs with extremely large femurs |
| 96 | 在吃掉哥布林部族的国王后，篡夺其控制权 Usurping control of a Goblin Tribe after eating their King |
| 97 | 被一个极其简单的谜题所困扰 Vexed by an extremely simple riddle |
| 98 | 因从腿上拔出带刺的精灵箭而痛苦地皱眉 Wincing as a barbed Elf Arrow is yanked from his leg |
| 99 | 用大勺狼吞虎咽地吃一碗热气腾腾的粥 Wolfing down a bowl of steaming porridge with a ladle for a spoon |
| 100 | 用食人魔语哼唱简单韵文，并享受回声 Yodeling simple rhymes in Ogre and enjoying the echoes |
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